Bloggers’ Pick-up Lines
Katahimikan! Katahimikan! After the Blogger Proverbs, here’s my new surprise! I haven’t seen an article featuring blogger pick-up lines and I am hoping that I am the first to create one. I have included few of the “Blogger Pick-up Lines” and I will add more if this post will have a positive response from you guys. I will have be more enthusiastic to make more of these if these will be chosen by Bloggershirts to be printed on the shirts they plan to produce. Ehem! Ehem! Calling…calling Sir Fitz! LOL
I hope you’ll like them:
Google ka ba?
Bakit?
Nasa iyo lahat ang hinahanap ko eh!
Para kang Adsense?
Bakit?
‘Coz you “Add sense” in my life
Para kang Google Panda
Bakit?
Ginulo mo buhay ko!
Sana Alexa na lang pangalan mo…
Bakit?
Para alam ko ranking ko sa buhay mo.
Status ko ngayon parang bugged HTML script
Bakit?
It’s complicated
Sana Blogger na lang platform ko
Bakit?
Para naka-indexed agad ako sa puso mo.
Pa-subscribe nga!
Bakit?
Para updated ako sa iyo.
Ayoko sa iyo para kang Infolinks!
Bakit?
Kuripot ka!
Sana ituring mo akong parang Google Adsense
Bakit?
Para ako lang at wala ng ibang compatible sa iyo.
Kung buhay ko ay artikulo, ikaw naman ang attachment video
Bakit?
Naka-embed ka na kasi sa puso ko
Naks! Cheesy ba?
January 13th, 2012 at 10:10 am
nice one bro
Good good ka talaga 
God Bless You
Semidoppel Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 10:21 am
Thanks idol Brenn hehehe…pampagising yan
January 13th, 2012 at 10:12 am
wahahaha..
di ako makapili ng favorite ko sa list..
Bakit?
Kasi lahat gusto ko!!!
wahahaha.. nahawa lang :p
Semidoppel Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 10:22 am
Hahah epektib ba AJ?
January 13th, 2012 at 10:12 am
This one is my favorite, “‘Coz you “Add sense” in my life”, hehehe! It rhymes and it sounds very natural, hehehe! =)
Semidoppel Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 10:22 am
pwede gamitin sa panliligaw na kapwa bloggerista
January 13th, 2012 at 10:37 am
haha!
gusto ko din yung ‘add sense’ in my life!
XD
galing!
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
hehehe pasok ba thiamere?
January 13th, 2012 at 10:38 am
Nice one
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Thanks dude!
January 13th, 2012 at 10:42 am
Nice one bro.. dagdag lng ako ng version ko..
Sana Google ka nalang!
Bakit?
Para gagawin ko lahat maging number 1 lng ako sa ranking ng puso mo
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Idadagdag ko yan sa next edition ko ahhah
January 13th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Ang ganda nito nakakatawa..
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
salamat po!
January 13th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Nice…nice..wla paring kupas!
Plugin kaba?
bakit?
compatible kasi tayo
naks!
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Idol Bennix idadagdag ko rin yan sa next edition
January 13th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
hahahaha nice one sir john, lupit mo hehe, gusto ko yung adsense at alexa pick up lines hehe
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
pwede mo gamitin to kpag magpapakilig ng kapwa blogger (dapat sa opposite sex)
January 14th, 2012 at 1:49 am
asteeg! heheh ayos na ayos to.
sana more pa next time. ahahah pwede tong gamitin, sana lang makakarelate yung babanatan. XD
Semidoppel Reply:
January 14th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
As you wish…dadagdagan ko to haha
January 14th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
hahaha, nice one John, haha. gusto ko ung infolinks. kuripot ba talaga?? hahhaha
Semidoppel Reply:
January 15th, 2012 at 8:20 pm
UU may pagkakuripot po tlaga eh hahaha
January 15th, 2012 at 6:00 am
Very funny! Kailan ang Part 2?
Semidoppel Reply:
January 15th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
HEhehe…abangan po…para surprise
January 15th, 2012 at 9:09 am
Hahahaha! Super cheesy! hahaha pero like ko ung “add sense” hehehe!
Semidoppel Reply:
January 15th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Mabenta ung Adsense, add sense ko ah hahaha
January 16th, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Wow. Ayos to. hahaha. They are all cool and hilarious. You’re a genius. May naisip tuloy ako.
Sana Twitter nalang ako…
Para alam ko lagi What’s happening on you.
O di kaya naging Facebook nalang ako…
Para alam ko lagi Whats on your mind.
haha.
Semidoppel Reply:
January 17th, 2012 at 3:03 am
Salamat po sa pagbisita…idadagdag ko po iyan sa susunod na edition hehehe
Semidoppel Reply:
January 18th, 2012 at 10:49 am
Thanks Sir VIc! I will include that in the next edition po ha
January 19th, 2012 at 10:43 am
hahaha! Para kang Google. Bakit? Ang hirap mung i please. hehe; ang infolinks kuriput rin talaga anoh? hehe.
Ayuz bro! Galeng galeng.:-)
Semidoppel Reply:
January 20th, 2012 at 12:51 am
Hahaha ok yan Sir Noy ah…idagdag ko yan sa next edition