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Bloggers’ Pick-up Lines

Semidoppel — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:57:39 +0000

Katahimikan! Katahimikan! After the Blogger Proverbs, here’s my new surprise! I haven’t seen an article featuring blogger pick-up lines and I am hoping that I am the first to create one. I have included few of the “Blogger Pick-up Lines” and I will add more if this post will have a positive response from you guys. I will have be more enthusiastic to make more of these if these will be chosen by Bloggershirts to be printed on the shirts they plan to produce. Ehem! Ehem! Calling…calling Sir Fitz! LOL

I hope you’ll like them:

Google ka ba?

Bakit?

Nasa iyo lahat ang hinahanap ko eh!

Para kang Adsense?

Bakit?

‘Coz you “Add sense” in my life

Para kang Google Panda

Bakit?

Ginulo mo buhay ko!

Sana Alexa na lang pangalan mo…

Bakit?

Para alam ko ranking ko sa buhay mo.

Status ko ngayon parang bugged HTML script

Bakit?

It’s complicated

Sana Blogger na lang platform ko

Bakit?

Para naka-indexed agad ako sa puso mo.

Pa-subscribe nga!

Bakit?

Para updated ako sa iyo.

Ayoko sa iyo para kang Infolinks!

Bakit?

Kuripot ka!

Sana ituring mo akong parang Google Adsense

Bakit?

Para ako lang at wala ng ibang compatible sa iyo.

Kung buhay ko ay artikulo, ikaw naman ang attachment video

Bakit?

Naka-embed ka na kasi sa puso ko

Naks! Cheesy ba?

Ragnarok Godly Items, MVP Cards, Overupgraded Gears for Sale (pRO New Chaos Only)

Semidoppel — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 08:26:36 +0000

Are you a Philippine Ragnarok Online Player? Do you want to be “IMBA” online? Good news! This post is specially made for you! I am helping a friend in selling his Godly Items, MVP Cards, over upgraded weapons and armors. Please check the list provided below and choose/find the item you want.

But first of all here are the ways for the transaction, deals, trade-ins.

You may send a private message to “waldner” if you want to transact online.
Leave a message for your offer in the comments box provided at the end of this post
Contact me (I’ll update you if I can post his number here)
Visit LevelUp Community Forums>Ragnarok Community>Server Discussion>New Chaos>New Chaos’ Marketplace>Waldner’s Arsenal Reborn: Hot Premium Items in NC

He is also selling his Dream Set for a reasonable price. He accept trades, it might be useful Premium Items + Zeny only. The Dream Set includes all his +10 Penetration Elemental Jurs, +10 High Risk Elemental Armors, +15 Diabolus Set, WhiteSmith MG, LordKnight EE, Megingjard x 2, Sleipnir, Apsrika, and Brynhild

Here’s the list of the jaw-dropping items for sale:
Godly Equips

+10 Solar God Helm [0]
Solar God Helm [0]
Solar God Helm [1]
Meginjard
Meginjard
Rare Weapons and Equips
1. Elven Ears of Fury
2. +10 Perfect Crucial Main Gauche of Elimination of Holgrehenn [4]
4. +15 Diabolus Robe of Excess [1]
5. +15 High Risk Diabolus Armor [1]
6. +15 Dull Diabolus Boots [1]
7. +15 Cursed Diabolus Manteau [1]
8. +10 Twilight Desert of Berserk Double [2]
9. +10 Sandstorm of Berserk Quadruple [4]
10. +10 Double Perfect Twilight Desert [2]
11. +10 Penetration Beast Double Liberation Sandstorm [4]
12. +10 Penetration Double Explosive Katar of Dusty Thornbush [3]
13. +10 Penetration Double Explosive Katar of Piercing Wind [3]
14. +10 Penetration Double Explosive Katar of Raging Blaze [3]
15. +10 Twin Edge of Naght Sieger (BLUE) [3]
16. +9 Penetration Explosive Violet Fear [2]
17. +12 Cross Shield [1]
18. +12 Silver Bunny Band of Caster [1]
19. +10 Quadruple Disarm Sandstorm [4]
20. +10 Double Beast Twilight Desert [2]
21. +10 Penetration Triple Explosive Sandstorm [4]
22. +10 Bloodlust Twilight Desert of Elimination [2]
23. +10 Quadruple Crucial Sandstorm [4]
24. +10 Perfect Twilight Desert of Infinity [2]
25. +10 Spiritual Divine Lich’s Bone Wand [2]
26. +12 Jack Frost’s Flame Spirits Armor [1]
27. LU Live2010 Duneyrr Hat
28. +10 Combo Battle Glove of Quadruple Berserk [4]
29. +10 Bloodlust Chakram of Elimination [2]
30. +10 Penetration Long Horn [1]
31. +10 Explosive Long Horn [1]
32. +10 Infiltrator [1]
33. Bradium Ring of Inferno
34. Bradium Ring of Inferno
35. St. Patrick’s Hat and Clover Set
36. +12 Valkyrian Armor of Protection [1]
37. +10 Quadruple Crucial Cutter [4]
38. +10 Penetration Double Liberation Specialty Jur of Infinity [4]
39. +10 Death Guidance [2]
40. +10 Alca Bringer
More on the next page…

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Ports of Malaya: Filipino Ragnarok Players will Surely Love

Semidoppel — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:35:17 +0000

If you really know where “Semidoppel” get its name, then you are one of my old buddies who knew me very well. It is my Guillotine Cross’ name in Philippine Ragnarok Online, an experimental speed type guillotine cross, an apprentice of -=]Suddenly[=-, my main GX. Yes, yours truly is a certified Ragnarok Online addict and I’m using an account which I use since beta days. Finally, the upcoming patch will put enthusiasm and Filipino Ragnarok players will surely love, an episode where the map’s themes are based on the Philippines. I have read that there are some Philippine trademarks in this patch, he mentioned the famous “jeepneys” and the Rizal Park can be seen here.

The Ports of Malaya (Ports of Freedom), a Philippine-themed map was made by Gravity and as of now it was launched in kRO Sakray Test Servers. The recent patch they made was putting the new monsters which were monsters based on Filipino mythical creatures. As of now I can say that most monsters in this patch will be “Demon” type, so folks prepare your weapons and gears to combat these mythical creatures. Where’s the sample image? Here it is!

Monster Names: Wakwak, Engakanto, Bungisngis, Manananggal, Buwaya, Tiyanak, Mangkukulam, Tikbalang, Bangungot

Wondering about the MVP monster here? The gigantic “Bakunawa” who might be as large as Satan Morroc is a mythical creature who was believed the cause of eclipses by swallowing the moon. The creature’s power is not yet confirmed, but I think with that size, you’ll need to have lots of guildsmen to defeat it.

As of now, there’s no exact launch date on when will this patch will be experienced by Filipino gamers. Tell this news to your Ragnarok friends ( even those who already quit, retired, semi-retired players) and invite them again to play the game (even though this time it’s the reign of the “Convert and Receive” series LOL). See you all online!

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Filipino Proverbs: The Blogger Edition Part Two

Semidoppel — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:11:17 +0000

After the success of my article “Filipino Proverbs: The Blogger Edition”, here comes another set of Blogger Proverbs I am sure you will like and I bet you can relate. By the way, if you are wondering why I categorize it as a successful article it is because… two blogger proverbs were chosen by Sir Fitz and they are now the latest t-shirt designs released in Bloggershirts. Mabuhay! They are still available and you can still avail both designs.

Fellow bloggers, friends, readers and followers, Blogger Proverbs part 2 unveiled…

Aanhin pa ang kaalaman sa SEO kung iyo naman itinatago.
Ang hindi lumingon sa blogging mentor, hindi dapat tulungan sa script error.
Habang mababa ang earnings, matutong gamitin ang trendings.
Kapag link ang itinanim, link din ang aanihin. (link building)
Google Adsense man daw ay masuspendido, kay Chitika tatakbo.
Kapag deadma kay Google ang motion, register na kay Smowtion.
Ang blogger na walang earning ay parang natinik ng malalim.
Bloggers Facebook Group ay titibay, kung lahat ng miyembro matututong magbigay.
Kapag mayroong mainit na balita, newsbloggers nagkakandarapa. (meaning nagmamadali magsulat, baka ma-misinterpret)
Ang blogger na nagigipit, sa Facebook Likes humahapit.
Nasa Blogger ang ngawa kapag Google Adsense ay nawala.
Pag may guest post at may pic, may sasagip sa traffic.
Sa blogger na may hiya, salita’y panunumpa.
Walang mapait na paid post sa blogger na mag-eexpire na ang host.
Walang ligaya sa lupa kapag kita sa Adsense ay hindi nakuha.

I hope you like this set. If you have some blogger proverbs in mind, kindly include it in your comment and I will include them on the next set. Good day! Happy blogging!

Blogger’s Proverb Shirt Now Out!

Semidoppel — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 04:23:09 +0000

Yahoo! Blogger Shirts finally released the “Blogger na Gipit” design. Why am I so happy? Because I am the one who made that quotation! Thanks to Mr. Fitz Gerald Villafuerte for choosing not one but two quotations from my “Filipino Proverbs: The Blogger Edition” article. Here is the first t-shirt design:

How much? This shirt costs P270.00 only and it is available in four different colors! If you want to purchase this shirt, kindly visit Blogger Shirts (click the link) for purchasing instructions. But wait there’s more! (LOL), another blogger proverb-inspired shirt will be released next week, so grab one now!

Pinoy Big Brother…Not Again Please

Semidoppel — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:17:03 +0000

After my disappointment on the result on Pilipinas Got Talent Grand Finals, here comes another annoying TV show I really don’t like. Accidentally, I saw the official launch of Pinoy Big Brother last night and that ruined my mood. Why am I reacting like this? Ok, I will tell you why.

Two years ago, I have a post which was published on October 15, 2009 titled “Big Brother’s Bad Move” and the story goes like this:

There’s this new couple assigned for a weekly task, and it is about pretending not to be a couple inside the house. What’s the task? The wife will have a fake husband… a new housemate and he will pretend that he is the real husband. They have agreed on the task, and Big Brother wanted it to look more convincing. How? They should act as if they were real couple and all of these were seen by the REAL husband.

Flashback: The real husband had an affair with another woman when his wife was still in Spain. That made their relationship weak, and the wife lost all of his trust to him. I guess with this kind of task, the real husband will know the feelings of his wife during those days when he was cheating on her.

There’s this part wherein the so-called “pretending couple” were on a date inside the house, and guess who the waiter is? You’re right, it’s the real husband. What will you feel if you see your wife with someone, doing stuffs only couples normally do? And you have to withstand the pain just to fulfill the task and win that million peso prize. What kinds of people are entertained because of someone’s hardship? When I saw that episode I asked myself, “Those days when the real husband was cheating, was it televised? Is it really right to make him suffer this way? Should he learn this way?”

Am I over thinking it? I guess not! For me it is clear that it was too insensitive and a clear proof that Christian virtues were neglected. Big Brother is like a god inside the house that once you can’t pass his task or test, you’ll be evicted. Now tell me, is that your kind of game?

Fine, I get it! PBB is a reality show, the house mates, the whole production staff and the management had an agreement and honestly I did get the point of that task. Should I stop caring because of that? Have we forgotten that the PROGRAM WAS TELEVISED ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!

This was seen by all ages, let’s be real and let’s face reality. We are no longer in the era that the young ones are sleeping when it’s eight in the evening. When I say young ones, am I just pertaining to kids, toddlers? How about teenagers? Then you’ll tell me that the parents should always keep their eyes on their children because it is their responsibility and I agree with you in that aspect. But wait, have you thought of this, these parents have work to do…on weekdays… and most of the time their children are left at home. Have you forgotten? There’s this time slot in this another TV station where it was shown live and it was not shown at tale night, if I’m not mistaken it’s around 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

Going back to the story, I just felt happy when the real husband can’t take it anymore, he confessed to all his housemates. Even I will do the same thing, it might be a test or a task but it’s very insensitive. I pity those housemates who were involved and please don’t tell me that reminding the viewers that the program is rated with “PARENTAL GUIDANCE” is enough. I think the producers, writers and staffs should be more sensitive, if they really treat viewers as “Kapamilya”, “Kapuso”, “Kabarkada”, or “Kapatid” (kahit anong channel ka pa). Also, I think MTRCB should have their eyes on shows which probably might show some insensitivity, I know they have guidelines.

By the way, this is not a “BLACK PROPAGANDA” on PPB, it’s up to you if you want to watch it or not. I’m not saying that it’s purely annoying. I just hope that the same incident will not happen again. I just can’t get over with that incident because that made a big impact on me. My apologies to those people will not like this article, I’m sharing an experience here and giving my honest opinion. I’ll respect what you think so please respect mine.

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Problemado: An Artwork

Semidoppel — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 12:08:43 +0000

If my memory serves me right, the last time I made a painting is when I was still in high school. Then a week ago I decided to buy a sketchpad and a set of oil pastel colors. I tried doing this artwork last Monday (I think) and I just finished it today. The title of my painting is “Problemado”, a mixture of realistic and abstract style. Yeah it doesn’t look like a painting made by a real artist but I think it’s good enough knowing that it’s been 7 years since the last time I made one.

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