Jejemon ka ba? Bakit di ka pa Maglaho! : An Editorial (Must Read This)
I am a Jejemon hater, they ruined the proper way of spelling words. Imagine, you will receive a text containing this, “Ehlow Pfouh!”, where in the world did you get that greeting. If you will simplify the text message, I know you will accept this one “Elow po!”, at least it’s very simple and easy to understand. I have a friend who texted me in that manner, and I said to her that if she will keep on sending me that kind of super uneducated text, she better not text me anymore. Hindi naman sa nagtatali-talino pero dib a nga sa text eh simplified na? Eh why need pa ng exaggeration? Di ko talaga masakyan yung trip nyo eh, parang napaka-uneducated. Balik kaya kayo sa elementary!
Imagine she texted me this:
Jejemon: Ehlow pfouh! Waley kb GhnGawa?
Me: Hoy! If you keep sending me that kind of super uneducated text, better not text me anymore.
Jejemon: bvkit nMan PoH!
Me: Matalino ka p naman dib a scholar ka pa nga, low IQ ka ba?
Jejemon: Dhi poH nOh! Khaw NmaN, Nhow n nGa lng Mei ulet NaGtxt
Me: Better not text me anymore. (mainin na ulo ko)
Eto pa oh sample pictures ng mga Jejemon na yan!
Nakakainit ng ulo, paano dumami ang mga taong ganito magtxt. What is a Jejemon? I found couple of answers while surfing the net:
A Jejemon is
– (noun or adj.)—a person who is very expert in typing..
– a person that never gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments…
– people with very LOW IQ
– a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones…etc…
– a person you want to fuck off and kill
– an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person
Sa totoo lang, ayoko na pansinin eh, kaso di na kinaya eh, ayaw ko man isulat pero gusto ko malaman sa pamamagitan ng blog na ito na I am against it. Alam ko mahirap pigilan basta trip at dahil kasi trip nila gawin yon. Hay buhay! End of the world na ata!